SpongeMeister Smith

Born in a great ocean far far away, SpongeMeister Smith was the son of an even greater Sponge and is the Heir to a great fortune (in water). Not wanting to be handed everything, however, SpongeMeister (Spongey-M to his friends) set out for the big city. Along the way, however, he got stopped in Glastonbury where he dried out due to all of the Forest fires. Fortunately for him, we were in need and his talents perfectly fit our spills. Spongey-M has a wife, himself (since sponges can reproduce asexually) and 127 offspring. Most of them have tried making their way back to the sea but usually only make it as far as Stop and Shop where they are purchased and taken home by patrons.